All the Puns from The Last of Us Left Behind

In The Last of Us Left Behind, Ellie reads off a bunch of puns from the book Riley gave her. These are all the puns recited in the game.


What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re so pointless

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder

I heard two peanuts walked into a park… one was a salted

A boiled egg in the morning… is really hard to beat

I’m reading a book on antigravity. It’s impossible to put down

It’s not that the guy didn’t know how to juggle. He just didn’t have the balls to do it

I’m glad I know sign language. It’s become quite handy

I forgot how to throw a boomerang… but it came back to me

When a clock is hungry. It goes back four seconds

I once heard a joke about amnesia. But I forget how it goes

When the power went out at the school… the children were delighted

Those fish were shy. They were obviously Koi 

Those two men drinking battery acid… will soon be charged

What is a pirate’s favorite letter? Tis’ the C

The midget psychic escaped the prison. He was a small medium at large 

I’m inclined to be laid back

Newspaper headline reads “cartoonist found dead at home” details are sketchy

The magician who got frustrated… pulled his hair out

The frustrated cannibal… threw up his hands

The criminal’s best asset… is his liability 

I didn’t have the faintest idea, as to why I passed out

Heard about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink

There was once a cross eyed teacher… who had trouble controlling his pupils 

Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes

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University of Florida graduate. Worked for Google, NYSE, and run a music company ORL / SEA / NYC

One Comment on "All the Puns from The Last of Us Left Behind"

  1. David August Anderson August 4, 2014 at 12:10 am - Reply


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